Gabriella: "Mom, I did one of those green facial masks yesterday while I was at grandma's house!"
Me: "Oh, cool!"
Gabriella: "Yeah...and then I got some chapstick from ________'s room (NOT my mom's, BTW) and I put it on my lips and it felt like a plumper. I didn't like the way it felt, so I read the label on the back."
Me: "What did it say?"
Gabriella: "It said something about being an adult novelty product and that it was for nipples!"
<Picture me trying to maintain my composure>
Gabriella: "Oh, and it was raspberry flavor."
Yeah. It's Monday, and NO, this is NOT an April Fool's Joke!
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